artemy on internets

— Don’t you guys get tired of doing nothin’ except sitting around drinking?
— What does that mean? Is that a joke? How could you get tired of that?

— Why am I helping you?
— Because I’m manipulating you. That’s the way I get people to do things for me.
— Really?
— Yeah.
— Shit, that’s awesome. How did you do that?
— If you make my chair look really nice, I will tell you.

— What in the hell is a MySpace page?
— It’s, like, that friends forum. These things are pretty awesome: you create a profile, put your picture on there and other people send you pictures and want to be your friend.
— Oh. So that’s the saddest thing I’ve ever heard. You guys are losers.